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| So in the interest of avoiding my homework, my roommate and I watched
the Super Bowl. (Translation: We watched the commercials and I
slept and she worked on homework during the football part.) After
the first half, I woke up sufficiently to come to a hypothesis:
Spandex is an amazing thing. Normally, if one came upon or
changed the channel to see a large quantity of men lying on top of one
another and writhing around and grabbing one another the conclusion
would be gay orgy. Add spandex and it becomes something people
cheer about. If one saw a guy literally skipping on the painted
grass, one would think he was queer. Add spandex and this becomes
an event to celebrate. Add to these events guys slapping other
guys' butts, and long hugging (often following the skipping on the
grass) and one would be perfectly justified in blushing slightly and
changing the channel. Once again, add spandex and we have the
television event of the year.
Hypothesis: Spandex and a brown, oblong-ish shaped ball allow
ordinarily straight men to live out their homosexual fantasies in a
completely public and celebrated way.
Is it any wonder other countries in the world snicker behind their hands at us?
*Diamond*
PS
I do know that Pittsburgh won the Bowl 21-10. Other
than that...the commercials were not much to write home about. I
did enjoy the one about the revolving fridge and the Budweiser one
involving the Clydesdales colt and pulling the wagon.
PPS
Any comments would be welcome. Especially if you agree...
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| When the going gets tough, the tough plan a party.
So, I was complaining about not being able to do anything and how some
of my suite mates were driving me crazy and all that stuff that's fun to
complain about. But I was in a friend's room and we were amazed
that in about half an hour it'll be February and about 14 days after
that, it'll be Valentines Day (The single girl's favorite night of the
year <eye roll>). But anyway, I got this idea that we
should plan a party for that night. So we wrote out a list of
about 8 names and decided that we should go to dinner at some place
like Applebees or Logans or something like that and then we should come
back to the dorm and watch a romantic movie (we were thinking of Just
Like Heaven--lots of people have said that it's good) while eating
candy and cup-cakes and drinking a bottle of sparkling white grape
juice to toast being single. So far, of the 8, 6 have said yes, 1
said she's no longer single, and 1 will be asked tomorrow. I
thought the idea worked pretty well.
Anyway, I need to do some homework in preparation for a nasty set of
quizzes tomorrow (the professors should be hung from their little toes
for assigning all of these on one day). I'll try to write some
more later.
*Diamond*
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| Okay, so I made a protected post. If you're one of my friends as far as Xanga is concerned, you're probably on the list, if not, and you'd like to be on the list, send me a comment (including who you are) and I'll put you on the list.
Still putting off homework,
*Diamond*
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| < http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"/>  | | The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)
Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master
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Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.
ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth
CONSIDER: The Loverboy |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: sbear86 |
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